Recently widowed woman of 86, looking for a male friend to help pay rent until I find someone hot and young to run away with. Can still dance and have the voice of a Spice Girl.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Boris Walter
Male of thirty-nine years, female of 5 years, seeking ex-nun ages 18-76. Write back soon, as I will delete this post in twenty-four hours to avoid conflict.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Joe Bruce
Hey, I'm J-Bruce, I like girls and mustaches, and sometimes both at the same time. I wanna join a mustache club one day, but for now I wanna girlfriend to hang with until I do.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Amelie Dickinson
I'm a 22-year-old fisherwoman in Maine who seeks a male of more stable occupation, such as accountant or WWE wrestler. Reply or comment and we'll set up a dock-lit date in my boat, where I live.
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