Kevin Christopherson

I'm a single Dad, 32 years old, and my son's name is Tim, but I call him Tiny Tim because his voice is high and his height is small. Ha ha. Uh, well, let's see, I enjoy long walks on short beaches and I'm a nice guy. Hit me up.

Ethan Jackson

I'm an interior designer and a filmmaker on the side. I like Devo and Depeche Mode, and Suede. My hero is Brett Anderson, and I dress like him sometimes. Drag is a big thing to me, but I'm straight. The best way to contact me is replying and I'll send you my phone number.

Mother Lucinda

Ex-nun of 75 with wild side seeks young priest with whom to repopulate the earth. Will be fertile for the next couple of months, so reply soon. I come with my own Spanish-English translator.

Stephanie Gamble

I'm an artist attending AIB, and illustrate kids' books. I'm seeking boy with motorcycle and a disability. Warning: prone to gaining and losing weight in a bipolar manner.

Eddie

Hi My names Eddie, I vote and stuff and participate in auctions. I also participate in dating events like auctions and once won a 50 year old woman who I think I'll be stuck with if someone doesn't help me out here!

Robert Harper

Man in prime, fifty-nine,

Enjoys booze

Women

Cars

Traveling to Mexico on weekends

Collecting bear skins

Divorcing ugly women

Singing songs from the Wizard of Oz

Chasing tornadoes

Julie Burgess

Recently divorced mama seeking male companion unlike the others. Do not appreciate psychos pretending to be normal or guys who don't reply to messages, texts, comments, e-mails, or phone calls. Hope I'm not asking for too much.

Rachel Yung

College student of 23 years seeking man who doesn't want children. Love to listen to the Libertines while working my side job as a "masseuse".

Mark Robinson

Boy of stout stature and 18 years looking for similar girl, maybe one who likes to bake and play Nintendo. Am desperate. Reply soon.