Devon Ronson

I never knew what my role in life was until last year, when I discovered cross-dressing! Now that I have the perfect job, I need the perfect mate to go along with it. Anyone can contact me, anytime.

Sally Sue Dinkleburg

I'm a 58 year old striper who enjoys cheep wine and camel cigarettes . Forget walks on the beach! I enjoy spendin tyme round poles an in the back seats of cars...and sometime when I'm feelin romantik i's lik to go stair at dumpstars

Sal McVein

Name's Sal, it means SALT in Spanish. I'm 22, I play video games and this picture is me when I was 13 at math camp. I don't read or write, and I bet I have a higher ID than all of you put together. I'm extremely cultured, have 2 Ph. Ds, and one day I plan to be President, that is, if America is still a democracy by then.

Oliver "Thunder" Bird

I'm a cool guy 25 years old who likes beer and swimming and girls, too. Don't reply if you're gay or bi or have an outie belly button. I'm trying to quit smoking.

Linda Sanchez

Girl of young age [cannot tell] seeks boy desperately, hopefully one who doesn't shave yet and enjoys Tejano music. Will not laugh at stupid jokes or kiss, as boys have cooties.

Valentine Finch

I'm 4'11'', 227 lbs., and I compete in lettuce eating contests all around the world in the summer. I'm fun and crazy, and I make chocolate milkshakes for a living at Dairy Queen--but don't underestimate the power of a dairy man, because one day I'm going to open up my own turn-of-the-century ice cream shop in Boston specializing in lettuce-realted foods and milkshakes.

Leonard Bernstein

Gay male, 55, charming but with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. May polish bald heads upon impulse, so hair is a must. Do not contact if you carry a switchblade or pocketknife, as I might have another impulse and do something bad. Enjoys skydiving, bungee jumping, and polka dancing.