I'm 4'11'', 227 lbs., and I compete in lettuce eating contests all around the world in the summer. I'm fun and crazy, and I make chocolate milkshakes for a living at Dairy Queen--but don't underestimate the power of a dairy man, because one day I'm going to open up my own turn-of-the-century ice cream shop in Boston specializing in lettuce-realted foods and milkshakes.
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